:54:00
- My part got cut. Okay?
- Good!
:54:03
What is with him? Wh--Je--
:54:05
Look at this place.
Will somebody please tell me
what the hell is goin' on around here?
:54:11
- Oh, shit!
- Oh, shit!
:54:14
What was that?
No, I'm not goin' anywhere
until you tell me what's goin' on.
:54:17
- We'll be glad to.
- That really hurt, Peter.
:54:20
- Ow, ow, ow.
- Sunday morning
I come back from jogging...
:54:24
to find this basket with this baby in it
waiting in the vestibule.
:54:29
- Well, why--
- Inside is a little note
from a Sylvia...
:54:33
saying that the baby was yours
and she was leaving it here
for you to deal with it.
:54:36
- M-Mine?
- Then along comes another little
package with your name on it...
:54:40
only this time
the package has heroin in it...
:54:42
and the narcotics squad permanently
camped downstairs knows all about it.
:54:46
The cops? I don't believe this.
I don't know anything about any drugs
or any police.
:54:51
I mean, I thought
I was just doing a favour for Paul.
I didn't know what was in that package.
:54:55
And I certainly don't know anything
about that baby.
:54:57
I mean, for God's sake, somebody
drops a baby off on, on your doorstep,
and you automatically assume he's mine?
:55:03
Look, the child doesn't look
anything like me.
:55:07
I'm bigger and, and I have more hair.
:55:10
''Dear Jack, Here is our baby.
I can't handle this now.
I don't know where else to turn. S--''
:55:16
Sylvia? Oh, my--
:55:19
Oh, my God. Stratford.
Ayear and a ha--
:55:23
Ayear and a half ago.
:55:26
I was doing Taming of the Shrew.
She was the shrew.
:55:28
I mean, I did some of
my best work in that.
:55:32
- I got great reviews.
-Jack, you're such a jerk.
:55:35
- You're always thinkin' about yourself.
I wanna kill you.
- Michael, you won't have to.
:55:40
Jack, I would like to introduce you
to your daughter Mary.
:55:48
Now, wait a minute. Wait a minute,
you guys. You can't be sure
that this is my kid. Uh-- Um--
:55:53
- What the hell am I
supposed to do with it?
- We've put our lives on hold,Jack,
taking care of this kid...
:55:59
and now it's your turn.