:55:03
Look, the child doesn't look
anything like me.
:55:07
I'm bigger and, and I have more hair.
:55:10
''Dear Jack, Here is our baby.
I can't handle this now.
I don't know where else to turn. S--''
:55:16
Sylvia? Oh, my--
:55:19
Oh, my God. Stratford.
Ayear and a ha--
:55:23
Ayear and a half ago.
:55:26
I was doing Taming of the Shrew.
She was the shrew.
:55:28
I mean, I did some of
my best work in that.
:55:32
- I got great reviews.
-Jack, you're such a jerk.
:55:35
- You're always thinkin' about yourself.
I wanna kill you.
- Michael, you won't have to.
:55:40
Jack, I would like to introduce you
to your daughter Mary.
:55:48
Now, wait a minute. Wait a minute,
you guys. You can't be sure
that this is my kid. Uh-- Um--
:55:53
- What the hell am I
supposed to do with it?
- We've put our lives on hold,Jack,
taking care of this kid...
:55:59
and now it's your turn.
:56:04
Okay. All right. All right, fine.
:56:07
All right, until I straighten this mess
out, I'll, uh, I'll take care of her.
:56:12
I mean, sure, why not?
:56:14
I'm an actor.
I can, uh, I can do a father.
:56:19
Yeah. Yeah. See, huh?
What could be so difficult, huh? Yeah.
:56:23
- Goodnight,Jack.
- Goodnight,Jack.
- Goodnight. Goodnight.
:56:27
Oh. Down we go.
:56:30
W-W-Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
What-What's the matter with her?
:56:32
- Goodnight,Jack.
- Goodnight,Jack.
:56:41
Hold still, kid. Gee-- Hey, how do you
put on these goddam things anyway?
:56:45
Figure it out for yourself,
dickhead.
:56:48
- Nice shot.
- Look at that stuff. Oh, my God!
:56:51
What are you guys feeding her, huh?
Oh, no, no, please!
:56:53
Not on the silk sheets.
Not on the silk sheets. Please, please!
:56:56
Maybe I should show him
how to put on the diaper.
:56:59
Oh, no. I don't believe this.
Why me? Oh, come on, baby.