:04:00
But I'm not saying you did that on purpose.
:04:01
Can I have a tissue?
:04:02
Oh, sure.
:04:06
Doug, we need to talk.
:04:07
Oh, no. No, no.
:04:09
Don't tell me you're dry.
:04:10
Not dry, Doug. I'm broke.
:04:12
Thank God!
:04:13
Maybe I should save some
money by firing my accountant.
:04:17
Okay, let's not get carried away.
:04:18
We should brainstorm on this.
:04:20
Have some dialog, confab, pow wow.
:04:22
I can't believe I trust you
with my money, you're an idiot.
:04:24
I'm an idiot savant.
:04:26
Say what you want about me personnally
but I'm a great fucking CPA.
:04:30
You won't let me deposit
cash in my checking account.
:04:32
I'm running all over town paying my bills in cash.
:04:35
Because I can't have a papertrail of
cash deposits. You gotta trust me on this.
:04:39
What am I supposed to do? Sell my house?
:04:41
How about Lupita, your housekeeper?
:04:42
She's like family.
:04:44
Besides her daughter is still
in court reporting school.
:04:47
I started selling so I
could maintain my lifestyle,
:04:51
not dismantle it.
:04:52
Well, you're gonna have to sell more.
:04:54
Nancy, it's the oldest rule in business.
:04:55
Buy low, sell high.
:05:00
Did you get it? Sell high!
:05:02
If you ever make a biz card, you could use that.
:05:05
Doug...
:05:07
Okay.
:05:08
Alright, listen.
:05:10
I've been working on setting
up a small business loan for you
:05:12
so you can have the front
to launder money through.
:05:14
This way you can replenish your
checking account, pay some bills,
:05:17
and boom! Bob's your uncle!
:05:19
What is my legitimate small business?
:05:20
I don't know.
:05:21
Pick something. Paperwork is all the same.
:05:23
Just let me know what you want.
:05:24
Could my cover business
eventually become my real business?
:05:27
In this economy, small businesses are fucked.
:05:30
But that would be good for
us, don't worry about it.
:05:31
Just pick something with low inventory. Okay?
:05:35
I'm so screwed.
:05:36
No, stop that! Everything is gonna be great!
:05:39
I'm guaranteeing you at least
7 customers at tomorrow's game.
:05:42
Oh and if you could be here
by 8, that would be perfecto.
:05:47
How about a little cash upfront?
:05:49
Sure.
:05:54
Ah shit! I'm all taped out.
:05:56
I'll hit the ATM later. I promise.