:08:06
Okay, gracias.
:08:10
Good morning, I am Shane Botwin
and I am 10 years old today.
:08:13
And I have been told that these
are the people responsible.
:08:17
Turn it off.
:08:18
To celebrate this, my natal day,
:08:20
I have asked for the Megatech
radio-controlled blimp UFO combo,
:08:24
a nightvision binocular
:08:25
and this DVD of Steven Chow
cinematic masterpiece: Shaolin Soccer.
:08:30
I wonder if these so-called parents of
mine have purchased any of these items.
:08:36
Let's see what the alleged
parental units have to say.
:08:39
Honey.
:08:41
Show him your stretch marks.
:08:42
Show him yours.
:08:46
You know, you were not born
until 4 o'clock in the afternoon.
:08:49
So you, my friend, are not
officially 10 years old yet.
:08:53
Will you make me pizza eggs?
:08:57
Hey! We got any leftover pizza?
:08:59
Yes.
:09:02
Then I will make you pizza eggs
:09:04
but not because it's your birthday
:09:06
but because I'm feeling a little bit peckish
myself and your mother is not a morning person
:09:11
and I love you.
:09:12
And it's my birthday!
:09:14
And it's your birthday!
:09:16
Do you think I'm weird?
:09:17
Yes!
:09:18
You're totally weird.
:09:19
But you're our son.
:09:21
You know, I wouldn't trade you in for
any other almost 10-year-old on Earth.
:09:25
What if there's life on other planets and there's
an unbelievable, amazing 10-year-old outthere.
:09:32
Why would I trade down, man?
:09:34
To me, you're the best, dude.
:09:36
You are the amazing, unbelievable Shane Botwin.
:09:42
...amazing, unbelievable Shane Botwin.
:09:47
...amazing, unbelievable Shane Botwin.
:09:56
It's amazing the guy would even
consider pleading not guilty.
:09:59
Amazing.