I don't get it.
She didn't say goodbye?
What do you mean goodbye?
I heard Celia saying something about
Quinn going to Mexico.
I don't know. I overheard.
Quinn wouldn't go to Mexico without telling me.
I'm sorry, honey. I don't know the whole story.
You're sorry?
She's probably been trying to call me.
What the hell is the matter for this family
that we can't even have a goddamn working phone!

It's your fucking mess.
Hi, Mrs.
Hi, Lupita. How you doing?
I think I have the menopause.
I'm thinking I am gonna
have another baby and I cry.

And then I hear: No! It's the menopause.
And I say: Thank you, God.
So, you no pay me last week.
I didn't?
You no pay me.
Are you sure?
You pay me now?
Okay, gracias.
Good morning, I am Shane Botwin
and I am 10 years old today.

And I have been told that these
are the people responsible.

Turn it off.
To celebrate this, my natal day,
I have asked for the Megatech
radio-controlled blimp UFO combo,

a nightvision binocular
and this DVD of Steven Chow
cinematic masterpiece: Shaolin Soccer.

I wonder if these so-called parents of
mine have purchased any of these items.

Let's see what the alleged
parental units have to say.

Show him your stretch marks.
Show him yours.
You know, you were not born
until 4 o'clock in the afternoon.

So you, my friend, are not
officially 10 years old yet.

Will you make me pizza eggs?
Hey! We got any leftover pizza?