:40:00
I'm not scared of sheets.
Are you gross under there?
:40:03
Are you Night of the Living Dead
under there?
:40:06
Like all bloody veins and pus?
:40:08
-"Night of the," what?
-"Living Dead." It's a movie.
:40:11
If I had seen a ghost at your age,
I would have been scared out of my wits.
:40:14
You're not gross.
Why are you wearing sheets?
:40:18
We're practicing.
:40:19
-You can see us without the sheets?
-Of course I can see you.
:40:23
How can you see us and nobody else can?
:40:27
I read through that
Handbook for the Recently Deceased.
:40:30
It says, "Live people ignore
the strange and unusual."
:40:35
I myself am strange and unusual.
:40:40
You look normal.
:40:43
-You read our book?
-Yes.
:40:45
-You could follow it?
-Yes. Why were you in Delia's bedroom?
:40:48
-Trying to scare your mother.
-Stepmother.
:40:50
You can't scare her.
She's sleeping with Prince Valium.
:40:57
You did this?
:40:58
You carved these houses and things?
:41:02
And this used to be your house.
:41:05
Why do you want to scare everybody?
:41:07
We wanted to frighten you
so you would move out.
:41:12
You don't know the Deetzes.
:41:14
My father bought this place.
He never walks away from equity.
:41:18
-Why don't you leave?
-We haven't left since the funeral.
:41:23
Funeral!
:41:24
God! You guys really are dead.
:41:29
This is amazing.
:41:33
-I better go.
-Wait.
:41:34
-Don't tell your parents we're here.
-Unless it will frighten them away.
:41:39
Tell them we are horrible...
:41:41
...desperate, ghoulish creatures
who will stop at nothing...
:41:44
...to get our house back.
:41:48
What if this is a dream? Can you do
any tricks to prove I'm not dreaming?
:41:56
If you are real ghosts, you better get
another routine because those sheets...