:04:02
Next stop, Barton Boulevard.
:04:15
Hey!
:04:16
Uncle Pat, you'd better be careful or
you're gonna throw that back out again.
:04:20
Don't worry about me.
I can handle it.
:04:22
So, home from the wars, huh?
:04:26
- How you doing?
- Oh, I'm doing fine.
:04:29
Servicing all the widows
in the neighborhood now.
:04:31
Same old Uncle Pat.
:04:34
Flat beer from rusty pipes.
:04:37
If you only knew
how I missed it.
:04:40
You might have changed a lot, but they
sure didn't beat the wise guy out of you.
:04:42
- Not a chance of that.
- I saved the apartment for you.
:04:45
I sublet it to a couple of yuppies.
They loved your mother's furniture.
:04:48
They said it was quaint.
:04:51
I still remember the day
they came to repossess it.
:04:53
Yeah, well...
So what are you gonna do now?
:04:59
Make a million.
:05:01
Well, in the meantime, I'll ask McDougal
to give you a job while you're waiting.
:05:04
No way!
:05:06
- It was good enough for your old man.
- So was arthritis.
:05:09
He supported a family,
just like you're gonna have to do.
:05:12
No, not me. I am not
falling into that trap.
:05:15
Every man wakes up one fine
morning with a wife and kids.
:05:18
Where'd they come from?
They weren't there last time I looked. "
:05:21
That's 'cause most things
in life, good and bad...
:05:23
just kind of happen to you.
:05:26
Well, I'm gonna make
things happen for me.
:05:28
Sure you will.
:05:30
That'll be a buck
for the beer.
:05:34
What?
:05:35
Your nephew comes home
from serving his country...
:05:39
and he doesn't even rate
a beer on the house?
:05:41
- You don't get rich giving things away.
- Oh, how do you get rich?
:05:44
I'm gonna give you
your first lesson on the house.
:05:48
I've been here 25 years.
:05:50
Never bought a drink.
Right, Eddie?
:05:52
I can testify to that!
:05:54
In 1969, the Mets
won the World Series.
:05:57
Eddie here starts pounding on the bar,
demanding a round on the house.