:10:00
I think I can handle it.
:10:05
- Get your act together!
- Vodka and Rose's, please!
:10:08
Hey, come on, man! I got four people waiting for
me! I'm not going back there with three drinks!
:10:12
I know! It's coming!
:10:14
Absolut on the rocks,
Gilbey's and tonic, and a Velvet Hammer.
:10:16
- This isn't what I ordered!
- A Molson and a Cuba Libre!
:10:19
- What was that?
- A Molson and a Cuba Libre!
:10:25
What is this,
hire the handicapped" week?
:10:27
If you're gonna sit in the water,
go to Coney Island!
:10:30
You want me
to bite the top off this?
:10:32
Here. This has got recipes.
:10:34
- Ordering a Cuba Libre!
- Could I please have a glass of water?
:10:38
- He doesn't know how to make it!
- Where's my Jim Beam on the rocks?
:10:41
It's coming!
:10:42
I'm not leaving
until I get my Cuba Libre!
:10:45
Excuse me.
Could I have an Orgasm?
:10:47
- This isn't what I ordered!
- A white wine.
:10:50
You bitch!
:10:52
Why didn't you just tell me
it was a rum and Coke?
:10:54
- Could I have what I ordered?
- A Bloody Mary.
:10:57
- A white wine.
- Pink Squirrel!
:11:00
- A Friar Tuck!
- A Ding-a-ling!
:11:01
- A white wine!
- Pink Squirrel!
:11:04
- Angel Tit!
- A Dirty Mother!
:11:06
- Can I have what I ordered?
- All right!
:11:08
All right! Now, what was it
that you ordered?
:11:10
A martini!
:11:12
What's in that?
:11:28
You're supposed to get
ten percent from the waitresses.
:11:30
I don't deserve it.
:11:31
Hey, schmuck, do you get
money from girls every day?
:11:35
Listen, I'm sorry
I called you a bitch.
:11:37
Why? I am a bitch.
:11:41
Got yourself a new disciple?
:11:44
Good night, my beautiful.
:11:46
Hey, frogman.
:11:48
Anyone that can get money
out of her is a major talent.
:11:52
Come back next Thursday.
I've got five shifts open.
:11:54
- You're offering me a job?
- Uh-huh.
:11:58
The waitresses hate me.