Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
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:13:01
We're the weaker sex.
Men don't live as long as women.

:13:04
We get more heart attacks,
strokes and prostate trouble.

:13:08
I say, it's time for a change.
:13:11
I say, let them give us money.
:13:14
Let's live off them for a while.
:13:16
That probably shocks you, right?
:13:18
It's rather a revolutionary thought.
:13:21
Do you think it's possible?
:13:25
Look what I did in the dining car!
:13:27
She gave me 100 francs.
That's twenty bucks!

:13:31
Do you know what it's like
to take a woman for $20?

:13:36
No, I don't.
I'm afraid it's out of my class.

:13:41
What?
:13:42
Too bad. We could've
had a blast on the Riviera.

:13:51
You're headed for the Riviera?
:13:53
There's a little town there
crawling with rich women.

:13:58
And what town is that?
:14:02
Beaumont sur Mer.
:14:06
Beaumont sur Mer?
:14:08
You've been misinformed.
:14:11
Beaumont used to be lively. It's been
taken over by retired couples.

:14:15
-Quite dead.
-Are you sure?

:14:18
Yes, I live there.
:14:20
I'm considered the town's playboy.
:14:25
The social activity
is on the Italian Riviera.

:14:29
Portofino.
:14:33
It doesn't hurt to check it out.
Some sleepy towns really pay off.

:14:39
Would you excuse me?
:14:41
I have to phone
my wife and children.

:14:44
To let them know
when I'm arriving.

:14:46
They really got you on a leash.
:14:48
Afraid so.

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