Ernest Saves Christmas
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He's him.
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There's no such
thing. Think about it,;

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a guy who flies around
the whole world...

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in one night.
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It just doesn't quite correspond...
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with the laws of time and travel.
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Now, now, now, it's possible.
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Take the international date line,
multiply it by the time zones,

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divide it by the accelerated rotation
of the Earth.

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Now, carry the one.
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Allowing for the vernal equinox
on the Tropic of Cancer,

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he might just pull it off.
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All right, all right.
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Let's just say this guy
really is Santa Claus, okay?

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Why is he riding around...
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in airplanes and taxicabs?
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Where's his sleigh?
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Where are his reindeer?
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You know what I think that is?

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