Ernest Saves Christmas
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Now, now, now, it's possible.
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Take the international date line,
multiply it by the time zones,

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divide it by the accelerated rotation
of the Earth.

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Now, carry the one.
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Allowing for the vernal equinox
on the Tropic of Cancer,

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he might just pull it off.
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All right, all right.
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Let's just say this guy
really is Santa Claus, okay?

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Why is he riding around...
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in airplanes and taxicabs?
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Where's his sleigh?
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Where are his reindeer?
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You know what I think that is?
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I think those are...
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Latvian goats.
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Wait a minute.
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It... It could be aliens.
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Is anybody in there?
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Santa, are you in there?
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I've got your sack.
It's safe.

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I told you, they're all gone.
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What is this about, anyway?
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I don't know.
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Well, I think I know, but...
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Come over here a second.
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I want to show you something.
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Watch this.
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Whoa, groovy Tuesday!

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