:40:24
Rise and shine!
:40:26
It's time to put
fuel in the tank...
:40:28
and rubber on the road;
:40:30
and reunite old Father Christmas,
:40:32
a close, personal friend of mine,
:40:35
with his magic sack.
:40:36
Ernest, I'm not much
of a morning person.
:40:40
Do you think we could just
keep it down to a dull roar?
:40:43
When I see His Frostiness,
I'm going to ask him...
:40:48
how he got in my house
when I was a kid,
:40:52
because we didn't
even have a chimney.
:40:55
I suppose you have a theory on this.
:40:57
My theory is...
:40:59
he got in through
the forced-air heating system.
:41:03
You kill me.
:41:06
You talk like you
believe all this stuff;
:41:10
all this Christmas,
Santa Claus,
:41:13
fa-la-la-la-la stuff.
:41:16
Of course, I believe.
:41:18
Christmas is a known fact.
:41:20
Millions of people,
all over the world,
:41:22
celebrate Christmas
every single year;
:41:26
with colorful cards,
:41:27
and festively wrapped packages
with big bows.
:41:31
One Christmas eve,
I was lying in bed.
:41:35
I thought I heard a noise
in the heat ducts.
:41:39
And you thought
it was reindeer on the roof?
:41:41
No, I thought
it was Santa Claus...
:41:44
trapped in the heating system.
:41:47
I pictured him
wandering around in there...
:41:49
trying to find a way out,
:41:52
and finally turning himself
into sort of this big blob,
:41:56
and oozing through the vent covers.