:41:03
You kill me.
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You talk like you
believe all this stuff;
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all this Christmas,
Santa Claus,
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fa-la-la-la-la stuff.
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Of course, I believe.
:41:18
Christmas is a known fact.
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Millions of people,
all over the world,
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celebrate Christmas
every single year;
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with colorful cards,
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and festively wrapped packages
with big bows.
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One Christmas eve,
I was lying in bed.
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I thought I heard a noise
in the heat ducts.
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And you thought
it was reindeer on the roof?
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No, I thought
it was Santa Claus...
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trapped in the heating system.
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I pictured him
wandering around in there...
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trying to find a way out,
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and finally turning himself
into sort of this big blob,
:41:56
and oozing through the vent covers.
:42:04
You're a sick man, Ernest.
:42:06
We've got to eat
and find "The Claus. "
:42:09
With my tracking skills,
that should be no problemo.
:42:14
Comprendo?
:42:20
Ahhh.
:42:22
I like lots and lots of butter
with mine, don't you?
:42:27
Lots of butter.
:42:29
Oooh.
:42:35
Oh, yeah.
:42:37
Alien goats, all right.
:42:40
I read about this in The Enquirer.
:42:55
Reindeer?
But I knew that!
:42:57
It's part of the same species.