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:57:05
-Excuse me. We only had one baby.
-Oh, I know. It does add up.

:57:10
Here you are.
:57:12
Seven hundred and fifty dollars?
:57:16
-We're on a payment plan.
-Those are extras.

:57:21
Extras.
:57:23
Oh, wait, there's more.
Let me have that back.

:57:34
Sure you don't want to hold her?
:57:36
How could you
name a baby Theadosia?

:57:39
We kicked around names like
Jennifer and Leslie and--

:57:42
-I named her after my grandmother.
-I know, but Theadosia?

:57:45
It sounds like a Greek fishing boat
or a crater on the moon.

:57:48
We needed a name
for the birth certificate. I asked you.

:57:52
Look, call her anything you want.
:57:54
Just call her something, for chrissake.
:57:58
Mr. Bobrucz?
:58:01
Sure you don't want to hold her?
:58:07
Extra extras.
:58:09
This is Jeopardy. Now entering
the studio, today's contestants.

:58:10
This is Jeopardy. Now entering
the studio, today's contestants.

:58:13
A plumber from Antlers, Oklahoma,
let's welcome Johnny Lee Bartlett.

:58:18
-Is she breast-feeding?
-She doesn't even want to hold her.

:58:22
The doctor says it's just a phase.
Her age, all the changes.

:58:25
The natural tendency
to mother will kick in.

:58:28
I mean, it's a genetic animal instinct.
:58:30
-You mean, like Wild Kingdom?
-Sort of.

:58:33
I don't know, man.
:58:35
Maybe she didn't get enough oxygen
to her brain during the delivery.

:58:39
Maybe she wanted a boy.
:58:41
Because, you know, in China
they only allow one kid per family.

:58:44
So sometimes if they have a girl first,
they'll kill it.

:58:48
-Retro.
-It's true.

:58:50
Stan, this is a complex
manifestation of jealousy.

:58:54
You're paying too much attention
to the other woman.

:58:57
I didn't know you could pay
too much attention to a baby.


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