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Sure you don't want to hold her?
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Extra extras.
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This is Jeopardy. Now entering
the studio, today's contestants.

:58:10
This is Jeopardy. Now entering
the studio, today's contestants.

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A plumber from Antlers, Oklahoma,
let's welcome Johnny Lee Bartlett.

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-Is she breast-feeding?
-She doesn't even want to hold her.

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The doctor says it's just a phase.
Her age, all the changes.

:58:25
The natural tendency
to mother will kick in.

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I mean, it's a genetic animal instinct.
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-You mean, like Wild Kingdom?
-Sort of.

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I don't know, man.
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Maybe she didn't get enough oxygen
to her brain during the delivery.

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Maybe she wanted a boy.
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Because, you know, in China
they only allow one kid per family.

:58:44
So sometimes if they have a girl first,
they'll kill it.

:58:48
-Retro.
-It's true.

:58:50
Stan, this is a complex
manifestation of jealousy.

:58:54
You're paying too much attention
to the other woman.

:58:57
I didn't know you could pay
too much attention to a baby.

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I know. I know.
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-Is that my niece?
-Say hi to your Aunt Mary.

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-She's so cute.
-Hi, honey.

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-How are you?
-Oh, let me have that baby.

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Oh, don't be upset.
Look at those teeny-weeny feet.

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Look at those teeny-weeny feet.
Look at those ears.

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-Does Dad know you're here?
-Are you kidding?

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-Where's Darcy?
-She's in the bedroom.

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Postpartum depression.
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How did Stan and Darcy
get the name?

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What?
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Did Stan and Darcy name
the baby after Grandma?

:59:58
Yeah, yeah, I guess so.

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