Imagine: John Lennon

Only the shyest people in the world
would take pictures like this.

Do shy people...
Do they ever become naked or not?

You think that people that are shy...
Am I quarreling
with your description of yourselves?

If that isn't a picture
of two shy people...

I'd like to know what shyness is.
- What filth!
- Do you think that's filth?

Certainly not.
I'm denouncing people who think it is.

I think that everybody owes it to the world
to prove they have pubic hair.

And you've done it.
You've done it and I tell you
that I applaud you for it.

If you want to prove it, you can prove it.
Why don't you prove it now...
I don't feel that there's
any great interest in it.

Clearly, you must have felt
the world wanted to know...

what your private parts looked like.
And now the world knows.
I tell you that's one of
the greatest contributions...

to enlightenment and culture of our time.
I'm glad you noticed.
I wanna thank...
I wanna tell you it's hard not to notice.
Now you have a song and one of the lines,
and correct me if it isn't:

"Christ, it ain't easy. Everywhere I go,
they're gonna crucify me."

Rubbish. I didn't say it. The lyric goes:
"Christ, you know it ain't easy.
You know how hard it can be.

"The way things are going,
they're gonna crucify me." And you, baby.

This isn't my song.
These don't express my...

We are all together in this world.
Let's face it. You and I are married
together in this world.

You see, it's like being stuck in...
That is a very unkind thought
to plant in my mind.

I want to tell you
that this may stay with me...

and I'll wake up screaming.
This is not true.
You say that to him, not to me.

That's your paranoia.
Everybody's married in this world...

No, it's just a matter of taste.
What do you want to know?
In the lyric, you said
they were going to crucify you.

- Yeah. If you take it literally.
- How did you mean it?

- It means everything you want it to mean.
- What did you want it to mean?

They're gonna crucify me
and you and everyone else.