:00:01
Don't worry. She's nothing.
Short, inexperienced, just a daughter.
:00:07
-But we do have one problem.
-Yes?
:00:10
The subject says he will be
unable to think about science...
:00:14
...unless he marries me!
:00:17
Well, marry him!
:00:19
But we don't know what "marry" is.
:00:24
One moment.
:00:33
Yes, the Mondschein 40 says
marriage is this:
:00:36
"He goes off to fight the Turks,
and you put on a lock. "
:00:44
Yes. Wrong century.
Marriage is this:
:00:48
"You cook and clean
and bring him martinis. "
:00:51
Wrong again? This is ridiculous.
:00:57
Yes, wrong decade. Too old fashioned.
:01:00
"The modern marriage:
There are no rules or responsibilities.
:01:04
"But if he does something wrong,
you can set him on fire while he sleeps.
:01:07
"And go on a talk show where
everyone will forgive you and love you. "
:01:11
There's only one drawback,
you'll have to have more sex.
:01:14
I'll do it.
:01:15
Immediately.
:01:18
Yes, sir. I know tomorrow's the last day
the reflectors are in line for 19 months.
:01:23
What if there is no lightning?
:01:25
We will provide the lightning.
:01:27
Just keep that man fed
and keep his feet clean.
:01:32
You're fading.
:01:33
Yes, I know, it's our gravity.
Now remember, you are our last hope.
:01:36
If we don't get that transmission from him,
our planet is doomed.
:01:44
Yes, sir.
:01:50
But daddy, this is so quick.
I mean, you only met her last night.
:01:53
It was the same with your mother.
:01:55
-At least with mom you waited a week.
-Your mother and I knew on the first night.
:01:59
Are you crazy? You don't know
a thing about her.