:01:00
"The modern marriage:
There are no rules or responsibilities.
:01:04
"But if he does something wrong,
you can set him on fire while he sleeps.
:01:07
"And go on a talk show where
everyone will forgive you and love you. "
:01:11
There's only one drawback,
you'll have to have more sex.
:01:14
I'll do it.
:01:15
Immediately.
:01:18
Yes, sir. I know tomorrow's the last day
the reflectors are in line for 19 months.
:01:23
What if there is no lightning?
:01:25
We will provide the lightning.
:01:27
Just keep that man fed
and keep his feet clean.
:01:32
You're fading.
:01:33
Yes, I know, it's our gravity.
Now remember, you are our last hope.
:01:36
If we don't get that transmission from him,
our planet is doomed.
:01:44
Yes, sir.
:01:50
But daddy, this is so quick.
I mean, you only met her last night.
:01:53
It was the same with your mother.
:01:55
-At least with mom you waited a week.
-Your mother and I knew on the first night.
:01:59
Are you crazy? You don't know
a thing about her.
:02:02
-I know all I need to know.
-I've already gone through this, Uncle Ron.
:02:06
She's after your money!
:02:07
Ron, I don't even have a ball of lint
and a lead slug to rub together.
:02:11
She's got a trust fund.
:02:13
She has a trust fund?
:02:17
You know, I don't get it.
Why does this happen to you?
:02:21
I know! Citizenship!
She wants citizenship.
:02:24
She wants to take jobs away from
Americans and give 'em to Dutch people!
:02:27
Yeah, that's why she's here.
:02:30
But it's so unfair.
:02:31
I mean, you know....
:02:34
It's my own brother marrying
the most beautiful woman I've ever seen.
:02:37
And he met her at my apartment.
:02:40
Ron, I appreciate your concern.
:02:42
This is something I really want.
:02:44
Haven't you wanted something so much
that nothing else mattered?
:02:47
It's your wedding, I'm gonna tell you.
:02:50
There's only one woman in the world
that I will ever marry.
:02:55
Princess Stephanie of Monaco.
:02:57
Really?
:02:59
I never knew you had a thing for her.
What makes her the lucky lady?