:02:02
-I know all I need to know.
-I've already gone through this, Uncle Ron.
:02:06
She's after your money!
:02:07
Ron, I don't even have a ball of lint
and a lead slug to rub together.
:02:11
She's got a trust fund.
:02:13
She has a trust fund?
:02:17
You know, I don't get it.
Why does this happen to you?
:02:21
I know! Citizenship!
She wants citizenship.
:02:24
She wants to take jobs away from
Americans and give 'em to Dutch people!
:02:27
Yeah, that's why she's here.
:02:30
But it's so unfair.
:02:31
I mean, you know....
:02:34
It's my own brother marrying
the most beautiful woman I've ever seen.
:02:37
And he met her at my apartment.
:02:40
Ron, I appreciate your concern.
:02:42
This is something I really want.
:02:44
Haven't you wanted something so much
that nothing else mattered?
:02:47
It's your wedding, I'm gonna tell you.
:02:50
There's only one woman in the world
that I will ever marry.
:02:55
Princess Stephanie of Monaco.
:02:57
Really?
:02:59
I never knew you had a thing for her.
What makes her the lucky lady?
:03:03
Because she's the most perfect
woman in the world.
:03:06
She'd have nothing to do with me.
:03:08
Ron, brush up on your French lessons
and your tennis, maybe it'll happen.
:03:11
But right now I'm going to marry
my Princess Stephanie. So wish me luck.
:03:16
You've had too much luck already.
:03:21
Where did she get a wedding dress
on two hours notice?
:03:24
Does she just carry one around with her,
in case of emergencies?
:03:27
I hope so. Now would you go downstairs
and please be best man?
:03:32
-Uncle Ron, go!
-You wanna see my date? She's 6 foot 2.
:03:38
Okay.
:03:40
Go and tell Celeste it's time.
:03:50
I'll have to leave you on the chair.
:03:52
Can't you wear me?
:03:54
No, I'd look too strange.
:03:56
I'm so hungry.
:03:57
Good thing we stopped
at the hardware store.