My Stepmother Is an Alien
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:03:03
Because she's the most perfect
woman in the world.

:03:06
She'd have nothing to do with me.
:03:08
Ron, brush up on your French lessons
and your tennis, maybe it'll happen.

:03:11
But right now I'm going to marry
my Princess Stephanie. So wish me luck.

:03:16
You've had too much luck already.
:03:21
Where did she get a wedding dress
on two hours notice?

:03:24
Does she just carry one around with her,
in case of emergencies?

:03:27
I hope so. Now would you go downstairs
and please be best man?

:03:32
-Uncle Ron, go!
-You wanna see my date? She's 6 foot 2.

:03:38
Okay.
:03:40
Go and tell Celeste it's time.
:03:50
I'll have to leave you on the chair.
:03:52
Can't you wear me?
:03:54
No, I'd look too strange.
:03:56
I'm so hungry.
:03:57
Good thing we stopped
at the hardware store.

:04:01
D-cells. Primitive, but nutritious.
:04:23
-Dad, she ate batteries!
-What?

:04:25
She took three "D" batteries
out of a paper bag and ate them.

:04:28
She flattened them
like a Tootsie Roll wrapper.

:04:31
And she was talking to
someone who wasn't even in the room.

:04:36
I love you more than anyone else
in the world.

:04:39
-Nothing's going to come between us.
-Daddy, she ate batteries.

:04:43
Jessie, I want you to stop this right now.

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