My Stepmother Is an Alien
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:21:01
You're gonna kill that in him.
He'll never recover.

:21:04
Celeste doesn't care. Right, Celeste?
:21:08
Right, Celeste?
:21:10
Right.
:21:14
If you don't say anything,
we'll let you down.

:21:16
No, we won't!
:21:17
I'm in charge of this mission.
:21:20
Will you not tell your father
until we've gone?

:21:22
Yes, just don't hurt him.
:21:30
-Let her down.
-Celeste!

:21:31
Let her down!
:21:35
That wasn't necessary.
:21:41
Give the dog back his bark.
:21:43
Celeste, your attitude sucks.
:21:49
-Ciao, baby.
-What's this about a fire?

:21:53
Daddy!
:21:54
You said there was a fire!
What's going on?

:21:56
I had to say there was a fire.
What was I to say?

:21:59
"The living room's spotless, come home."
:22:01
Why did you call me? Why did you lie?
:22:03
I had to. Daddy, you married a person
from another planet.

:22:06
Celeste doesn't come from Holland.
:22:08
She comes from a place 92 light years
and two solar systems away.

:22:12
Not again. You're going in for counselling.
:22:14
She does. She took away Dave's bark
and put me on the ceiling for ten minutes.

:22:20
Celeste is not from another planet.
:22:23
Your stepmother is not an alien.
:22:26
I mean, please, this is a fantasy.
Don't you think I know aliens?

:22:30
It's my business to know.
:22:32
Why do we never see her eat or sleep?
:22:34
And how come we suddenly get
a new living room in one afternoon?

:22:38
And inside that bag there's a horrible eye.
:22:42
Just like why my car wouldn't start
this morning?

:22:45
Just look inside.
:22:51
I come home from the lab
to look in a purse.

:22:58
Lipstick. Passion pink.

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