My Stepmother Is an Alien
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:22:01
Why did you call me? Why did you lie?
:22:03
I had to. Daddy, you married a person
from another planet.

:22:06
Celeste doesn't come from Holland.
:22:08
She comes from a place 92 light years
and two solar systems away.

:22:12
Not again. You're going in for counselling.
:22:14
She does. She took away Dave's bark
and put me on the ceiling for ten minutes.

:22:20
Celeste is not from another planet.
:22:23
Your stepmother is not an alien.
:22:26
I mean, please, this is a fantasy.
Don't you think I know aliens?

:22:30
It's my business to know.
:22:32
Why do we never see her eat or sleep?
:22:34
And how come we suddenly get
a new living room in one afternoon?

:22:38
And inside that bag there's a horrible eye.
:22:42
Just like why my car wouldn't start
this morning?

:22:45
Just look inside.
:22:51
I come home from the lab
to look in a purse.

:22:58
Lipstick. Passion pink.
:23:02
Mascara. Unusual for a purse, isn't it?
:23:05
Q-tips. An eye!
:23:08
Jessie, there's no eye in here.
:23:10
She made it disappear.
There was one in there.

:23:13
And she did lift up the bacon
without a potholder.

:23:17
And what about all that food
she cooked for breakfast?

:23:19
You don't have an answer
and you won't believe me.

:23:22
And she's gonna be gone in 12 hours,
and why won't you listen to me?

:23:26
Now, honey, come on. Jessie, come here.
:23:31
Jessie, where are you going?
:23:37
Come back here, Jessie.
:23:40
Get off the street!
:23:43
Jessie, you bring that bike back here now!
Hey, come on.

:23:47
-Stop!
-What's wrong?

:23:52
Come on!

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