:39:02
OK, Mommy.
:39:04
Merry Christmas, Frankie, angel.
:39:08
Merry Christmas, Momma.
:39:22
Niagara Falls, Frankie, angel.
:39:33
I was touched by a gift.
:39:36
A four-year-old kid receives
what at today's prices
:39:39
is a 50 piece of veal.
:39:42
Frank, you still spent the next
15 years on your ass watching TV.
:39:46
Check the records. I did some stuff.
:39:49
I played baseball. One year, I hit
the home-run that won the big game.
:39:54
That was the kid on
The Courtship Of Eddie's Father.
:40:00
There was another time, though.
:40:03
I was on a hill
covered with flowers
:40:06
and there was
a beautiful girl with pigtails...
:40:09
You are so pathetic! That was
The Little House On The Prairie.
:40:18
Was it the homecoming episode?
:40:21
Yes, it was the homecoming episode.
:40:23
Face it, garden slugs
got more outta life than you.
:40:28
Name one!
:40:31
- Take me to my office.
- Gladly.
:40:35
Where are we?
:40:38
- It's your office.
- What's going on?
:40:41
It's a Christmas party.
:40:42
They've had them since
the dawn of the golden age of TV.
:40:47
Until YOU took over!
:40:52
Merry Christmas. Pass those out.