:40:00
There was another time, though.
:40:03
I was on a hill
covered with flowers
:40:06
and there was
a beautiful girl with pigtails...
:40:09
You are so pathetic! That was
The Little House On The Prairie.
:40:18
Was it the homecoming episode?
:40:21
Yes, it was the homecoming episode.
:40:23
Face it, garden slugs
got more outta life than you.
:40:28
Name one!
:40:31
- Take me to my office.
- Gladly.
:40:35
Where are we?
:40:38
- It's your office.
- What's going on?
:40:41
It's a Christmas party.
:40:42
They've had them since
the dawn of the golden age of TV.
:40:47
Until YOU took over!
:40:52
Merry Christmas. Pass those out.
:41:11
Hey, hey! Hey, Fred!
:41:14
- It's Frank, Mr Hayward.
- Frank.
:41:17
You didn't notice a big party
going on around here?
:41:20
Yes, I'll be right out.
:41:23
- I'll just finish this.
- OK.
:41:27
- Merry Christmas!
- Why, thank you, Tina.
:41:32
- Frank!
- Hi.
:41:33
- Merry Christmas.
- Merry Christmas.
:41:35
Do you fancy Chinese food?
:41:38
No. You're not
supposed to eat that stuff.
:41:41
They use cats in the chop suey.
:41:44
Don't eat that stuff.
:41:46
You moron! Get back there!
:41:48
I don't believe myself.
:41:51
What an idiot! Did you see Tina?
:41:54
Frankie, I'm not that dead. Come on.
:41:56
I must have been insane!
She was crazy about me.