:34:00
-You heard my order on shirttails.
-I got a heat rash--
:34:03
-Tuck your shirt in now.
-The captain won't let me.
:34:06
I want you to see
what a rotten job you're doing.
:34:09
Gwendolyn, this is Tarzan.
:34:13
Tarzan, this is Gwendolyn.
:34:15
Cease present exercises
and return to base.
:34:17
-Well done. Out.
-Roger.
:34:20
Thank you, sir.
:34:23
We're heading back.
Right standard rudder.
:34:27
And now, first of all...
:34:29
do you or don't you
have an explanation for this?
:34:32
-I was on the--
-I didn't ask for an alibi.
:34:34
My orders mean very little to you.
:34:36
I'm completely at fault.
But I tried my best--
:34:39
Your best is only a maximum
of inefficiency.
:34:46
What's the matter with the old man?
We're steaming in a circle.
:34:49
Yeah, I know.
:34:51
-Captain.
-Don't interrupt while I'm speaking.
:34:54
-We're going--
-One more word and you're on report.
:34:58
Can you explain why this occurred while
you were officer of the deck?
:35:02
There are limits
to what a man can do.
:35:05
The officer of the deck is equally
as responsible for his duties...
:35:09
as I am for the welfare of this ship.
:35:11
And one thing more, mister.
:35:13
War is a 24-hour job.
:35:15
There will be no more novel writing
on the Caine.
:35:26
You will both submit
written reports explaining...
:35:28
A: why this man had
his shirttail out.
:35:31
B: why you failed so miserably
to carry out my orders.
:35:34
Aye, aye.
:35:39
Hey, Meatball! Am I seeing straight...
:35:42
or are we cutting back
across our towline?
:35:45
That's impossible.
But it's happened!
:35:51
We're gonna out across
our own towline!
:35:53
-You better tell him again.
-Not me.