Christmas Vacation
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:12:00
Weddings.
:12:02
- Good night, honey.
- Anniversaries.

:12:05
Funerals.
:12:07
Holidays.
:12:08
Vacations.
:12:10
Graduations.
:12:33
Guess you'll be lookin' at
a nice fat Christmas bonus this year, huh?

:12:36
Word is you're an excellent choice
to be named...

:12:38
...Food Additive Designer of the Year.
:12:40
- Nah...
- I'm not kidding.

:12:43
What's that new thing you got
over there at Food 'N' Dry?

:12:45
The crunch enhancer?
That's a non-nutritive cereal varnish.

:12:49
It's semi-permeable. It's not osmotic.
:12:50
What it does is,
it coats and seals the flake.

:12:52
It prevents the milk from penetrating it.
:12:53
Yeah, it's a beautiful product.
:12:56
I like it.
:12:56
What are you gonna do
with that big bonus check?

:12:59
You're gonna blow it on yourself, I hope.
:13:00
Me? Heck, no.
:13:02
Take a look at this.
:13:09
I just hope my Christmas bonus check
will cover it.

:13:11
Oh, my God. You're putting in a pool.
:13:23
I went ahead and I put
a $7,500 deposit down on it.

:13:26
You're the last true family man.
:13:30
Mark.
:13:32
Clark.
:13:34
That's Bill, sir.
:13:36
Are you the one who's working
on that non-nutritive cereal varnish?

:13:39
Yes, sir.
:13:40
I've got to give a speech to a trade group.
I'd like to mention it.

:13:43
Write up a brief summary
and have it to me by the end of the day.

:13:46
My pleasure.
:13:47
Layman's terms. None of that inside,
bullshit jargon that nobody understands.

:13:52
Yes, sir.
:13:56
Oh, Mr. Shirley...
:13:58
We got your Christmas card
the other day, and...


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