Christmas Vacation
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:42:01
...we didn't come to impose.
:42:02
There's plenty of room.
:42:05
Quit being so damn polite, Ed.
:42:07
Catherine and I are pretty comfy in there,
but maybe you folks wouldn't mind...

:42:12
...the youngsters shacking up with you.
:42:14
After that long drive...
:42:16
...we could use
a little private time together.

:42:19
Honey, why don't you get the kids' things.
Don't forget the rubber sheets and gerbils.

:42:24
I'll show you the home.
:43:03
That's a honey of a tree, Clark.
:43:06
Is it real?
:43:08
I dug it out of the ground myself.
:43:09
Is that a fact?
:43:11
Get out of there, Snots!
:43:13
Don't worry about it.
:43:14
A little tree water ain't gonna hurt him.
:43:16
Before we left, he drank
a half a quart of Pennzoil.

:43:19
He lifted his leg the next mornin'...
:43:24
If he drinks the water out of there,
the tree's gonna dry up.

:43:27
Come on out of there.
:43:30
Get out of there. Go in the kitchen
and get something to eat.

:43:35
He's cute, ain't he?
:43:37
Only problem is, he's got
a little bit of Mississippi leg hound in him.

:43:41
If the mood catches him right,
he'll grab your leg and just go to town.

:43:46
You don't want him around
if you're wearing short pants.

:43:51
A word of warning, though.
:43:52
If he does lay into you,
it's best to just let him finish.

:43:58
I can't believe you're actually
standing here in my living room, Eddie.


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