Christmas Vacation
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:53:00
Shittin' bricks.
:53:02
You shouldn't use that word.
:53:04
Sorry. Shittin' rocks.
:53:09
Him's nervous because he don't know
if he's gettin' nothin'.

:53:15
I don't think he should be nervous,
and you shouldn't be, either.

:53:18
'Cause if you're good, Santa knows it.
:53:22
If you believe in him and in your mom...
:53:24
...and you believe in...
:53:26
...your dad...
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...and you've been good all year round,
Santa Claus will bring you something.

:53:33
Sometimes I think
all that Santa crap is just bull.

:53:37
If he was so real, how come
we didn't get squat last year?

:53:40
We didn't do nothin' wrong
and we still got the shaft.

:53:44
Well, I happen to know for a fact
that Santa Claus is real.

:53:48
And in the next couple of days...
:53:51
...somehow, I'm gonna prove it to you.
:53:54
Every year, he comes to our house.
I've seen him.

:53:58
It's true?
:54:00
Cross my heart.
:54:04
It's a good idea you came to stay with us.
:54:07
I love it here. You don't gotta put on
your coat to go to the bathroom.

:54:11
And your house is always parked
in the same place.

:54:17
I think you better go back to bed, now.
:54:23
Okay. How come you ain't sleeping?
:54:26
I was looking for something.
:54:32
You didn't notice if a man came here
and delivered a letter today, did you?

:54:37
Nope. How come?
:54:39
Just wondering.
:54:46
Now you get back to bed. Come here.
:54:54
Are you sure you ain't Santy Claus?
:54:58
I'm sure.

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