Christmas Vacation
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:54:00
Cross my heart.
:54:04
It's a good idea you came to stay with us.
:54:07
I love it here. You don't gotta put on
your coat to go to the bathroom.

:54:11
And your house is always parked
in the same place.

:54:17
I think you better go back to bed, now.
:54:23
Okay. How come you ain't sleeping?
:54:26
I was looking for something.
:54:32
You didn't notice if a man came here
and delivered a letter today, did you?

:54:37
Nope. How come?
:54:39
Just wondering.
:54:46
Now you get back to bed. Come here.
:54:54
Are you sure you ain't Santy Claus?
:54:58
I'm sure.
:55:04
I can't even afford to be an elf.
:55:17
I had two containers of K-rations...
two containers...

:55:21
...and I had Spam until
it was coming out of my ears!

:55:35
Aren't you having any breakfast?
:55:37
No. Not in the mood.
:55:40
What are you looking at?
:55:44
The silent majesty of a winter's morn.
The clean...

:55:47
...cool chill of the holiday air.
:55:50
An asshole, in a bathrobe,
emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer.

:55:58
The shitter was full.

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