Christmas Vacation
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:55:04
I can't even afford to be an elf.
:55:17
I had two containers of K-rations...
two containers...

:55:21
...and I had Spam until
it was coming out of my ears!

:55:35
Aren't you having any breakfast?
:55:37
No. Not in the mood.
:55:40
What are you looking at?
:55:44
The silent majesty of a winter's morn.
The clean...

:55:47
...cool chill of the holiday air.
:55:50
An asshole, in a bathrobe,
emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer.

:55:58
The shitter was full.
:56:00
Have you checked our shitters, honey?
:56:02
Clark, please.
He doesn't know any better.

:56:05
He ought to know it's illegal.
It's a storm sewer.

:56:07
If it fills with gas, I pity the person
who lights a match within ten yards of it.

:56:33
Merry Christmas.
:56:35
The shitter was full.
:56:51
I have this suspicion that Catherine and
Eddie don't have presents for their kids.

:56:55
Rocky said Eddie told him
Santa Claus wasn't coming this year.


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