Christmas Vacation
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1:11:07
If there's enough left,
I'll fly you all down to help us dedicate it.

1:11:15
I can't swim, Clark.
1:11:17
I know that, Eddie.
1:11:33
What's wrong?
1:11:37
It's bigger than you expected?
1:11:43
Smaller?
1:11:47
What is it?
1:11:50
A one-year membership
in the Jelly-of-the-Month Club.

1:11:54
That's the gift that keeps on giving
the whole year.

1:12:00
That it is, Edward.
1:12:02
That it is, indeed.
1:12:04
I'm sorry.
1:12:07
If this isn't the biggest bag-over-the-head
punch in the face I ever got! Goddamn it!

1:12:13
Son.
1:12:27
It's good.
1:12:37
If any of you are looking
for any last-minute gift ideas for me...

1:12:40
...I have one.
1:12:42
I'd like Frank Shirley,
my boss, right here, tonight.

1:12:46
Brought from his happy holiday slumber
on Melody Lane with all the rich people.

1:12:50
I want him brought right here...
1:12:53
...with a big ribbon on his head and
I want to look him straight in the eye...

1:12:57
...and I want to tell him
what a cheap, lying, no good, rotten...


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