1:12:00
That it is, Edward.
1:12:02
That it is, indeed.
1:12:04
I'm sorry.
1:12:07
If this isn't the biggest bag-over-the-head
punch in the face I ever got! Goddamn it!
1:12:13
Son.
1:12:27
It's good.
1:12:37
If any of you are looking
for any last-minute gift ideas for me...
1:12:40
...I have one.
1:12:42
I'd like Frank Shirley,
my boss, right here, tonight.
1:12:46
Brought from his happy holiday slumber
on Melody Lane with all the rich people.
1:12:50
I want him brought right here...
1:12:53
...with a big ribbon on his head and
I want to look him straight in the eye...
1:12:57
...and I want to tell him
what a cheap, lying, no good, rotten...
1:13:00
...low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating,
inbred, overstuffed...
1:13:04
...ignorant, bloodsucking,
brainless, dickless, hopeless...
1:13:08
...heartless, fat-assed, bug-eyed,
stiff-legged, spotty-lipped...
1:13:12
...worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is!
1:13:15
Hallelujah!
1:13:17
Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?
1:13:32
He has that crazy look in his eye.
1:13:34
I told you we should have gone to Hawaii.
1:13:37
Turn that thing off and get in the house!
1:13:40
I'll talk to him, Mom.
1:13:45
You know, Dad...
1:13:46
...l've been thinking.
1:13:50
Good talk.
1:13:56
Aren't you a teeny bit sorry
we didn't get a Christmas tree?
1:13:59
Even though they're dirty and messy
and corny and clichéd?