:08:00
If I had to depend on you,
I'd be an unemployed rabbi.
:08:03
I got six convalescent homes
to worry about,
not to mention apartments...
:08:06
in Borough Park,
Williamsburg.
:08:09
I'm sick and tired of you living
in a house without a telephone.
:08:14
Oy, such a greenhorn.
:08:17
I know, I know.
You live with an old tailor
who saved your life in Poland...
:08:22
and he desperately needs
your rent money to live.
:08:25
A sob story.
Let me see this.
:08:31
Now you're starting to write.
This is great. Great.
:08:35
What's with the scribbling here?
Where's the rest of it?
:08:39
If you can't finish it, tell me.
I'll get somebody else.
:08:41
I'll talk into a Dictaphone myself.
I'll have Mrs. Regal type it.
:08:44
E- Everything will be ready today.
I promise that.
:08:46
I hope so. Meanwhile,
I'll hold on to this.
:08:50
Now, once and for all,
your address.
:08:54
- Where do you live?
Under Yankee Stadium?
:08:59
I'm beginning to believe
that you got a wife...
:09:01
- and you're hiding her from me.
- I wish I had the wife.
:09:05
If you want one,
you could have one.
:09:08
I picked out a fine woman for you.
You wouldn't even meet her.
:09:11
What are you afraid of?
You wait long enough,
you'll marry a shiksa.
:09:16
The subject for my next speech...
"Mixed marriages: The plague
of theJews."
:09:21
Now... are you
going to finish this?
:09:25
And are you going
to give me your address?
:09:27
Because if you don't,
I'm gonna have to fire you.
:09:29
This town is lousy with bookworms.
Everyone wants to be a ghostwriter.
:09:33
I...
:09:36
Thirty-nine eighteen
Pelham Drive.
:09:38
- In-In the Bronx.
- What's the name of the old tailor?
:09:41
- Pracz.
- Tell him to put in a phone
and send the bill...
:09:43
- No, no. You can't do that.
- Why?
:09:45
- You can't install one
without his consent.
- Why should he care?
:09:47
The ringing frightens him.
It reminds him of Auschwitz.
:09:50
- There are other refugees,
and they have telephones.
- Well, I-I...
:09:53
It'll be good for him.
Put it in your room.
In case he gets sick...
:09:55
he could call a doctor,
maybe get help.
:09:58
Lunatics. Crazy people.
That's why Hitlers rise up.