:17:03
I don't rush out
and buy your latest makeup.
:17:05
I have a mind of my own.
And I have a body of my own...
:17:09
that doesn't fit into the preconceived
patterns men like you dictate.
:17:13
- You mean you're fat.
- Yes, I'm fat!
:17:16
And you're perfectly at liberty
to hate me for it.
:17:19
I don't dislike you
because of that.
:17:21
I wouldn't care if you were so huge we
had to put up scaffolding to feed you.
:17:25
For God's sake.
Let's not have a row.
:17:27
- Why shouldn't we have a row?
- Because nobody wants one!
:17:30
- You're being completely irrational.
- Irrational?
:17:33
We're all prepared to sit here
discussing mung beans and soya protein,
:17:37
but if anybody touches on
anything real. It's irrational?
:17:39
Then you're being rude.
Unutterably rude and a bore!
:17:43
- Come and have a drink.
- Now I'm gonna have another.
:17:49
Do you wear Y-fronts?
:17:51
- Don't tell him.
- I think you're contemptible.
:17:54
And I think you are a vegan
who eats meat in secret.
:17:57
- She's a meat-eating vegan.
- I do not eat meat!
:18:00
But you'll eat fish
till the cows come home.
:18:03
- Don't argue with him.
- Fish is allowed!
:18:05
Including eels?
Eels full of estrogen?
:18:08
If it's buggering the eels,
think what it's doing to you.
:18:12
- Get back to your fig bottling!
- You're going out of control.
:18:15
Oh, no, I'm not.
I'm beginning to see the light.
:18:18
- You're talking nonsense.
- It's all so clear.
:18:21
I've been living a nightmare,
obsessed with other people's acne,
:18:25
wracking my brains
to be original about boils.
:18:28
I've been going berserk!
:18:30
But then I suddenly
thought of a pork pie.
:18:33
- Get his Valium.
- It was like a fucking brainwave!
:18:37
I have discovered that brains
are being laundered daily.
:18:41
I have found that out,
but it shall be no more!
:18:54