How to Get Ahead in Advertising
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:16:02
What a disgusting
thing to say!

:16:05
You find bleeding
disgusting, do you?

:16:07
Not particularly.
Just the way you said it.

:16:09
That horrible sneer
and mouth full of nuts.

:16:12
Darling, Penny is our guest.
:16:14
Women, I might inform you,
take that primitive device...

:16:18
called the pill
because it's all they've got.

:16:20
They don't like it.
I personally abhor it.

:16:22
But, unfortunately,
it's all we've got.

:16:25
- In what context?
- In the context of bed.

:16:28
I'm surprised
you need to bother.

:16:35
Contrail, anyone?
:16:37
Darling, I know you're having
a very difficult time at the moment,

:16:41
and I know you've had rather a lot
to drink and didn't mean what you said.

:16:45
But Penny is our guest and
I'd like you to apologize.

:16:49
He doesn't need to. Those kinds
of sexist attitudes are beyond apology.

:16:53
What do you mean by that?
:16:56
Do you really think
I don't understand?

:16:58
You dislike me because I'm not one of
those starved little tarts you exploit.

:17:03
I don't rush out
and buy your latest makeup.

:17:05
I have a mind of my own.
And I have a body of my own...

:17:09
that doesn't fit into the preconceived
patterns men like you dictate.

:17:13
- You mean you're fat.
- Yes, I'm fat!

:17:16
And you're perfectly at liberty
to hate me for it.

:17:19
I don't dislike you
because of that.

:17:21
I wouldn't care if you were so huge we
had to put up scaffolding to feed you.

:17:25
For God's sake.
Let's not have a row.

:17:27
- Why shouldn't we have a row?
- Because nobody wants one!

:17:30
- You're being completely irrational.
- Irrational?

:17:33
We're all prepared to sit here
discussing mung beans and soya protein,

:17:37
but if anybody touches on
anything real. It's irrational?

:17:39
Then you're being rude.
Unutterably rude and a bore!

:17:43
- Come and have a drink.
- Now I'm gonna have another.

:17:49
Do you wear Y-fronts?
:17:51
- Don't tell him.
- I think you're contemptible.

:17:54
And I think you are a vegan
who eats meat in secret.

:17:57
- She's a meat-eating vegan.
- I do not eat meat!


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