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:15:02

:15:09
- What on earth are you doing?
- I'm reading a newspaper.

:15:13
We're in the middle
of a dinner party.

:15:16
I'm sorry. I can't bear
that pompous herbivore in there.

:15:19
I'm sick of hearing
about her soya proteins.

:15:22
You might at least
make a bit of an effort.

:15:24
At least sit at the table.
Bring the cream.

:15:28
Actually had both breasts
and the leg removed?

:15:31
Most giris love
being on the pill.

:15:33
Do you think women like filling
their bodies with chemicals?

:15:37
We're talking about eels.
:15:39
Yes, it is most extraordinary.
Apparently, by the year 2000,

:15:43
the level of estrogen in the sea will be
as much as two parts per million.

:15:47
So many women taking the pill,
it's starting to mess up the fish.

:15:51
- They're breeding in the sea.
- I thought fish did.

:15:53
Not eels, darling.
Eels breed in rivers.

:15:56
I think men should bleed.
:16:02
What a disgusting
thing to say!

:16:05
You find bleeding
disgusting, do you?

:16:07
Not particularly.
Just the way you said it.

:16:09
That horrible sneer
and mouth full of nuts.

:16:12
Darling, Penny is our guest.
:16:14
Women, I might inform you,
take that primitive device...

:16:18
called the pill
because it's all they've got.

:16:20
They don't like it.
I personally abhor it.

:16:22
But, unfortunately,
it's all we've got.

:16:25
- In what context?
- In the context of bed.

:16:28
I'm surprised
you need to bother.

:16:35
Contrail, anyone?
:16:37
Darling, I know you're having
a very difficult time at the moment,

:16:41
and I know you've had rather a lot
to drink and didn't mean what you said.

:16:45
But Penny is our guest and
I'd like you to apologize.

:16:49
He doesn't need to. Those kinds
of sexist attitudes are beyond apology.

:16:53
What do you mean by that?
:16:56
Do you really think
I don't understand?

:16:58
You dislike me because I'm not one of
those starved little tarts you exploit.


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