How to Get Ahead in Advertising
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:19:10
Jesus Christ!
What do you think you're doing?

:19:14
I'm completing a process
of natural selection.

:19:17
I'm going through
everything in the house...

:19:20
and isolating items
of genuine worth.

:19:22
All other products, especially
those contaminated with advertising,

:19:26
I am disposing of.
:19:29
Have you gone
out of your mind?

:19:31
I know it's going to be difficult, but
I'll explain and you will understand.

:19:35
Dennis, listen to me.
You're under tremendous stress.

:19:38
You were drunk last night,
and you were out of control.

:19:43
Maybe, but I've had time to work things
out, to get everything in perspective.

:19:47
Can't you see what you're doing this
morning is equally out of control?

:19:51
Oh, no, you're quite wrong. There's
nothing out of control about me now.

:19:54
I know exactly
what I'm doing now.

:20:00
God in heaven!
:20:02
Stench of revenge.
:20:04
Please stop that.
I think you're ill.

:20:07
I'm gonna throw those
television sets in here.

:20:09
- Like you're doing the vacuum cleaner?
- That's right.

:20:11
Except I'm
gonna do them better.

:20:14
I'm gonna do them in the middle
of an advertisement for themselves.

:20:16
You call that rational?
:20:19
Certainly.
Everything I do is rational.

:20:21
Why have you put chickens
down the lavatory?

:20:23
To thaw them
before dismemberment.

:20:25
You're ill, darling.
I want you to get out of the bath.

:20:28
They feed 'em on fish,
they taste like fish,

:20:31
so I shall dismember them
and return them to the sea.

:20:33
Get out
of the bloody bath!

:20:37
I know this must be all
sort of upsetting for you,

:20:41
but honestly I assure you
it's necessity.

:20:44
- Or we'll never be free.
- From what?

:20:47
What sort freedom can you get from
hacking a vacuum cleaner to pieces?

:20:51
Look at you! You've got a bag on
your head. You look stark raving mad.

:20:55
You need help.
You need rest.

:20:58
This cursed pimple cream
has got on top of you.


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