How to Get Ahead in Advertising
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:20:00
God in heaven!
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Stench of revenge.
:20:04
Please stop that.
I think you're ill.

:20:07
I'm gonna throw those
television sets in here.

:20:09
- Like you're doing the vacuum cleaner?
- That's right.

:20:11
Except I'm
gonna do them better.

:20:14
I'm gonna do them in the middle
of an advertisement for themselves.

:20:16
You call that rational?
:20:19
Certainly.
Everything I do is rational.

:20:21
Why have you put chickens
down the lavatory?

:20:23
To thaw them
before dismemberment.

:20:25
You're ill, darling.
I want you to get out of the bath.

:20:28
They feed 'em on fish,
they taste like fish,

:20:31
so I shall dismember them
and return them to the sea.

:20:33
Get out
of the bloody bath!

:20:37
I know this must be all
sort of upsetting for you,

:20:41
but honestly I assure you
it's necessity.

:20:44
- Or we'll never be free.
- From what?

:20:47
What sort freedom can you get from
hacking a vacuum cleaner to pieces?

:20:51
Look at you! You've got a bag on
your head. You look stark raving mad.

:20:55
You need help.
You need rest.

:20:58
This cursed pimple cream
has got on top of you.

:21:01
Which is why
I intend to escape.

:21:04
You're not escaping it.
You're encouraging it.

:21:06
- You're suffering them yourself.
- What do you mean?

:21:09
- You've got a boil yourself.
- Me?

:21:12
Yes, a horrid looking boil
spouting from your neck.

:21:15
You never had a boil
before in your life.

:21:18
You're totally worn out,
both physically and emotionally.

:21:21
My God, you're right!
:21:23
I've got a boil.
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