How to Get Ahead in Advertising
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:26:00
'Cause I tell you. Bristol.
Any night now...

:26:03
I'm likely to turn up here and
burn this dump to the ground.

:26:10
I can't believe
how the thing could grow so quickly.

:26:14
This morning it was a pea.
Now it's like a fucking tomato.

:26:20
I can't bear it
any longer. Julia.

:26:23
The bastard's on fire!
:26:27
Bathe it
in warm water again.

:26:29
I have bathed it
in warm water again.

:26:32
I've washed it,
dried it, poked it,

:26:35
agitated it, insulted it...
nothing.

:26:38
All it does is throb
and get bigger.

:26:41
It's like a thing
in a medical magazine.

:26:44
- Hasn't the mustard helped?
- Of course not.

:26:46
- Maybe you should try the English.
- This is the English.

:26:49
No, it's not, darling.
It's Dijon with fine herbs.

:26:52
Why don't you take some aspirin?
:26:55
Never!
I'm gonna knife at the swine!

:26:59
Calm down!
It's just a big boil.

:27:03
First thing in the morning
I'll run you to town,
and we'll have it looked at.

:27:07
Now come to bed.
:27:09
Julia...
:27:13
it's just grown a hair.
:27:16
Oh, it's 2:00 in the morning!
Will you please come to bed?

:27:22
Not now.
:27:24
I gotta get down there
and do some work.


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