How to Get Ahead in Advertising
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:52:39
Mouthwatering fillets
of young cod. Matey.

:52:42
In a crisp. Golden batter.
:52:45
Shut up. You never talk in front
of people, so don't talk in front of me.

:52:48
Suit yourself.
Suit youself. Suit yourself.

:52:51
Just thought you might be interested
in a little light rabbit.

:52:56
Fuck me. What I wouldn't do
for a cigarette.

:52:59
- Who are you? What do you want?
- I am your better half.

:53:02
- You're not!
- Mais oui.

:53:04
A very
expensive psychiatrist told you I was.

:53:08
He did not! You're
just a dirty carbuncle.

:53:11
There's no reason
to raise your voice.

:53:13
There's no reason why we shouldn't pass
these last few hours together amicably.

:53:17
- Quiet.
That wouldn't be fair.

:53:19
I listened to you
and all that Big Brother muck.

:53:22
Don't mind telling you
I was bored stiff.

:53:24
I had absolutely nothing
to do under there.

:53:26
Except trim my moustache.
Of course.

:53:28
You know why I grew it?
Big Granddad.

:53:31
How did you find out
about my grandfather?

:53:34
Boils have ears. Dennis.
I overheardJulia telling Gatty.

:53:37
Nice pair of tits. Julia.
:53:39
I believe you was unconscious
at the time.

:53:41
You bastard!
I only have one wish,

:53:44
and that is that I could be awake
to see you lanced.

:53:47
I'd like to see
the knife going in.

:53:49
I'd like to see you suffer.
:53:51
- A typically Communist statement.
- I'm not a Communist!

:53:53
Yes. You are. You want
to take everyone's car away.

:53:56
I do not want to take
anything from anyone.

:53:59
- I want to give them a choice.
- Oh. Yes. What?


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