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:53:02
- You're not!
- Mais oui.

:53:04
A very
expensive psychiatrist told you I was.

:53:08
He did not! You're
just a dirty carbuncle.

:53:11
There's no reason
to raise your voice.

:53:13
There's no reason why we shouldn't pass
these last few hours together amicably.

:53:17
- Quiet.
That wouldn't be fair.

:53:19
I listened to you
and all that Big Brother muck.

:53:22
Don't mind telling you
I was bored stiff.

:53:24
I had absolutely nothing
to do under there.

:53:26
Except trim my moustache.
Of course.

:53:28
You know why I grew it?
Big Granddad.

:53:31
How did you find out
about my grandfather?

:53:34
Boils have ears. Dennis.
I overheardJulia telling Gatty.

:53:37
Nice pair of tits. Julia.
:53:39
I believe you was unconscious
at the time.

:53:41
You bastard!
I only have one wish,

:53:44
and that is that I could be awake
to see you lanced.

:53:47
I'd like to see
the knife going in.

:53:49
I'd like to see you suffer.
:53:51
- A typically Communist statement.
- I'm not a Communist!

:53:53
Yes. You are. You want
to take everyone's car away.

:53:56
I do not want to take
anything from anyone.

:53:59
- I want to give them a choice.
- Oh. Yes. What?

:54:02
- Trains.
- Trains?

:54:04
Trains are no good.
They're old-fashioned.

:54:06
- I hate trains. They're rotten.
- Only because they don't consume.

:54:09
Only because they're already there
and don't eat up more and more.

:54:12
That's why you hate them.
That's why government hates them.

:54:15
That's why they're
old-fashioned and rotten.

:54:18
- You commies don't have shit.
- Shut up! I'm not a Communist!

:54:20
I refuse to argue
with a carbuncle.

:54:22
- You are a Communist.
- Fuck off!

:54:24
That's very rude of you,
Mr. Bagley.

:54:27
Nobody's forcing you
to have supper.

:54:30
I'm sorry.
That wasn't directed at you.

:54:32
- Lovely.
- Thought you'd change your mind.

:54:35
That wasn't me.
That was the boil.

:54:37
I've heard all about
your boil, Mr. Bagley.

:54:39
- Now, you tuck in and enjoy it.
- It's no good.

:54:42
Even if I wanted to, I couldn't eat.
I can't move my arm.

:54:45
Looks like you're doing
fine to me.

:54:48
Oh, my God! Nurse!
:54:50
It's the boil shaking it!
:54:53
It's the boil!
Aaah! Aaah!

:54:56
Oh, my God!

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