:01:02
We've got a surprise for you just about
as big as Barry Manilow's beak.
:01:06
Are you sitting down?
Better yet, are you laying down?
:01:08
Are you on a waterbed, all comfy?
Are you horizontal, Randy boy?
:01:13
No, I'm sitting up,
but I think I can handle it.
:01:15
Do you like country music?
:01:17
I used to like Roy Acuff.
:01:19
Roy Acuff? Would you take Dolly Parton
in a pinch?
:01:22
I may be Crazy Carl, but I would.
But you won it.
:01:26
You won the KZTS phone-home prize:
:01:28
An evening with Dolly Parton.
:01:33
The evening begins with a pre-show dinner
for you and Miss Parton...
:01:37
at the Hawaii Kai Room
of the Sheraton Barstow.
:01:39
A backstage pass for you for Dolly's
big show at the Barstow War Memorial...
:01:43
and then, a little dessert
at Massimino's Cafe.
:01:46
And who knows whether
the evening will end there?
:01:49
Because, Dolly, she's a powerful woman.
:01:51
She's been on the road a long, long time.
:01:54
All right.
:01:55
- What's your favourite radio station?
- KZTS.
:01:59
I can't hear you.
:02:07
We'll pick you up at 6:00
in a long black limousine, baby.
:02:11
Yeah, all right.
:02:22
Dolly Parton? You turned a hard-core felon
into a trembling teenager.
:02:26
What kind of indictment
did this guy skip out on?
:02:28
Two counts of atrocious assault.
:02:31
He found his wife in bed with a roadie
from ZZ Top and took a tire iron to both.
:02:35
You must be awful tired,
you had a long drive to get here.
:02:38
That's my job,
track them and snatch them.
:02:42
I can't believe this guy is sitting there
expecting a limousine.