Pink Cadillac

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Hello. Is this Randy Bates?

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Who wants to know?

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This is Crazy Carl Cummings.

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KZTS all-hits radio station.
Pride of the nation at 98.9.

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We've got a surprise for you just about
as big as Barry Manilow's beak.

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Are you sitting down?
Better yet, are you laying down?

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Are you on a waterbed, all comfy?
Are you horizontal, Randy boy?

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No, I'm sitting up,
but I think I can handle it.

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Do you like country music?

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I used to like Roy Acuff.

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Roy Acuff? Would you take Dolly Parton
in a pinch?

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I may be Crazy Carl, but I would.
But you won it.

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You won the KZTS phone-home prize:

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An evening with Dolly Parton.

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The evening begins with a pre-show dinner
for you and Miss Parton...

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at the Hawaii Kai Room
of the Sheraton Barstow.

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A backstage pass for you for Dolly's
big show at the Barstow War Memorial...

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and then, a little dessert
at Massimino's Cafe.

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And who knows whether
the evening will end there?

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Because, Dolly, she's a powerful woman.

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She's been on the road a long, long time.

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All right.

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- What's your favourite radio station?
- KZTS.

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I can't hear you.