:52:01
Big payoffs.
:52:04
Come on in and try your luck.
This is where you want to be.
:52:07
If you feel lucky,
this is where you want to play...
:52:10
because the action never stops.
Come on in.
:52:24
What do you think?
:52:28
Looks like a penis, only smaller.
:52:38
If you're feeling lucky,
this is the place to be.
:52:41
Because the action never stops.
:52:43
If you're hungry, step right up,
come in and try one of our restaurants.
:52:46
This is it, folks. This is the place
you want to be. Big payoffs.
:52:50
Here he is, Mr. Hassleback.
Our one-millionth customer.
:52:54
What a fine specimen of a man he is, too.
:52:57
Yes, Mr. Lucky One Million.
:52:59
Sorry we don't have
a brass band for you, Mr...
:53:02
- Jack Bass.
- Jack Bass.
:53:04
No brass for Mr. Bass.
:53:07
If you'll pardon the pun, sir.
May I call you Jack?
:53:11
You can call me Daryl Hassleback.
:53:13
I happen to be the vice-president
in charge of promotion of this casino.
:53:16
Are you familiar with our operation?
:53:19
Sure. Like Vic Damone...
:53:22
- and Alan King.
- Yeah, like Vic.
:53:25
Yeah, cool, man.
:53:27
We have 143 gaming tables
and 4 showrooms...
:53:30
and the deluxe hotel.
And we got a fantastic gift for you.
:53:35
Yeah, what?
:53:37
Would you believe
an all-expense-paid weekend on me...
:53:41
and $5,000 worth of chips?
:53:46
Ladies and gentlemen,
move back and give Mr. Bass some room.
:53:49
Move back. Can't you see the detective
is trying to make an arrest...