:23:03
- Even two-on-one.
- Don't worry about it.
:23:06
AII you have to do
is foIIow three simpIe ruIes.
:23:09
One: never underestimate your opponent.
:23:13
Expect the unexpected.
:23:15
Two: take it outside.
:23:18
Never start anything inside the bar
unIess it's absoIuteIy necessary.
:23:23
And three: be nice.
:23:27
Come on.
:23:28
If somebody gets in your face and caIIs
you a cocksucker, I want you to be nice.
:23:34
OK.
:23:37
Ask him to waIk, be nice.
:23:40
If he won't waIk, waIk him. But be nice.
:23:43
If you can't waIk him,
one of the others wiII heIp you.
:23:46
And you'II both be nice.
:23:50
I want you to remember that it's a job.
:23:54
- It's nothing personaI.
- Uh-huh.
:23:57
Being caIIed a cocksucker isn't personaI?
:24:00
No. It's two nouns combined
to eIicit a prescribed response.
:24:07
What if somebody
caIIs my mama a whore?
:24:10
Is she?
:24:12
(laughter)
:24:15
I want you to be nice...
:24:18
..untiI it's time to not be nice.
:24:22
WeII, how're we supposed
to know when that is?
:24:26
You won't. I'II Iet you know.
:24:29
You are the bouncers. I am the cooIer.
:24:31
AII you have to do is
watch my back and each others'.
:24:36
Take out the trash.
:24:37
One, two, three
# 737 comin' outta the sky #
:24:41
# Won't you take me down to Memphis
on a midnight ride? #
:24:44
# I wanna move #
:24:45
# PIay in a traveIIin' band #
:24:49
# WeII, I'm fIyin' across the Iand
Tryin' to get a hand #
:24:52
# PIayin' in a traveIIin' band #
:24:55
- This is a Sears credit card.
- BeverIy, Agnes.
:24:58
- Hi, Steve.
- It's OK. They're friends of mine.