Sex, Lies, and Videotape

- Is this a mistake?
- Depends on your point of view.

I don't think so. In fact,
I'm gonna tell you a little secret.

As soon as you get a ring on your finger,
you start getting spectacular attention

- from the opposite gender.
- That's bullshit!

Seriously. I wish I had
Super Bowl seats for every time

some filly had come up and talked to me
without the slightest provocation.

- It's just marvellous.
- That happened before you got married.

No, no, no.
It never happened before I got married.

If I'd known, I'd have bought a ring
when I was 18 and saved myself...

Yeah, right!
...a lot of time and money.
No, I wish somebody'd clued me in.
I'm tellin' you.
It's too weird.
Oh, shit, I gotta be someplace.

- So, racquetball Thursday, right?
- How about 7.30?

- Yeah, fine. See you later. Bye.
- Bye-bye.

- Yes, sir?
- Janet.

Reschedule Kirkland for, uh, Friday, 1.30.
- Yes, sir.
- All right.

Are you still
keeping these thoughts from John?

Are you afraid of his finding you silly
at thinking these things?

No, it's not that. It's just...
- I'm really angry at him right now.
- Why?

He invited this college friend of his to
stay at our house and didn't even ask me.

I'm gonna say yes, of course, but...
you know, it just would've
been nice to have been asked.

What upsets you about that?
I guess it makes me angry
because I can't justify bein' angry.

It's his house. He pays the mortgage.
Yes, but he asked you to quit your job,
and you do have housework.

Yeah. I have housework. That's true.