Sex, Lies, and Videotape

But lately I've just... been kinda curious
about how things have slacked off.

Perhaps he senses
your hesitance at being touched.

But that's the weird thing,
because he started not touching me

before I started feelin' like that.
I mean, I'm sure he probably wishes
that I would initiate things once in a while,

and I would, ex cept for
it just never occurs to me, and...

well, the few times
I have felt like it I was by myself.

Did you do anything?
What do you mean?
Did you masturbate?
Oh. Oh.
God, no.
No. Mm-mm.
I take it from your response
that you never masturbate.

Well... I tried once.
It just seems so stupid!
I don't know! It just seemed like
a dumb thing to do, and...

God, and then I started worrying that my
dead grandfather was watching me, and...


It seemed so stupid, especially when you
don't know what to do with the garbage.

Oh, so it was recently
when you tried this?

Oh, well, it was kind of recently,
but not... real recently.

I am just not up to
havin' a guest in the house.