Sex, Lies, and Videotape

No. Mm-mm.
I take it from your response
that you never masturbate.

Well... I tried once.
It just seems so stupid!
I don't know! It just seemed like
a dumb thing to do, and...

God, and then I started worrying that my
dead grandfather was watching me, and...


It seemed so stupid, especially when you
don't know what to do with the garbage.

Oh, so it was recently
when you tried this?

Oh, well, it was kind of recently,
but not... real recently.

I am just not up to
havin' a guest in the house.

I gotta go. I gotta go to the office.
I gotta get back to the office.

I only get one today? Gee, how ex citing.
I already skipped one meeting.
I gotta get back.

Look, John, if you wanna leave, leave.
My life doesn't revolve around these
little get-togethers. Don't flatter yourself.

Don't feel like you gotta treat me with
kid gloves. Tell me how you really feel.

Listen, I got a friend comin' into town,
an old friend I haven't seen in years.

From what I can tell,
I think he's a little lost.

I think I may have
to spend a little time with him.

Meaning we'll have to cool it for a while?

- Yeah.
- Yeah.