Sex, Lies, and Videotape

I don't know, it was,
you know, silly for me.

I was confused going in.
So I just formed my own theory
that you should never take advice
from someone
that doesn't know you intimately.

Well, I know my therapist intimately.
- You've had sex with your therapist?
- No!

- No. No.
- Oh, no, I'm sorry. That's what I meant.

Somebody you've had sex with.
I'm... I don't understand.
I mean, how would you know?
- I mean, you know. How...?
- Oh, no. I wasn't always impotent.

Oh. Oh, OK.
So, let me see. You said, um...
you said that I should never take advice
from someone that
I haven't had sex with, right?

- Basically.
- Right.

And, uh, we haven't had sex.
- Right?
- No.

So I guess from your own advice,
I shouldn't take your advice.

- I wouldn't.
- You wouldn't? OK.

All right.
- Drive safely.
- Yeah, right.