Sex, Lies, and Videotape

Not usually.
No. Uh...
Yeah, I'm self-conscious.
Not in the same way
that you are, though.

- Me? Me? You think I'm self-conscious?
- Well...

I been watching you. I watch you eat,
you know, I watch you speak,

watch you move, and I see somebody
who is extremely aware
of people looking at you.

- My therapist...
- You're in therapy?

Aren't you?
No. I... No, I'm not.
I was a miserable failure in therapy.
- So you don't believe in therapy?
- No, I believe in it for some people.

I don't know, it was,
you know, silly for me.

I was confused going in.
So I just formed my own theory
that you should never take advice
from someone
that doesn't know you intimately.

Well, I know my therapist intimately.
- You've had sex with your therapist?
- No!

- No. No.
- Oh, no, I'm sorry. That's what I meant.

Somebody you've had sex with.
I'm... I don't understand.
I mean, how would you know?
- I mean, you know. How...?
- Oh, no. I wasn't always impotent.